1 00:00:01,119 --> 00:00:02,740 Previously on Vanderpump Rules. 2 00:00:02,980 --> 00:00:04,760 We can talk about the bachelorette party. 3 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,740 I feel like it would be really fun to do New Orleans. 4 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,380 I will know exactly where to take you guys. 5 00:00:08,620 --> 00:00:12,020 I'm going to have an awesome groomsman squad. Where do you want me to go? 6 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:13,300 Wherever we go. 7 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:17,340 I did take what I had for granted and I f***ed it up. You were an arrogant 8 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:18,340 little punk. 9 00:00:19,860 --> 00:00:24,320 She drinks and then she's mean and sends me all of these mean messages only when 10 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:24,999 she drinks. 11 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,210 A lot of people feel that you're fake a lot of times. And why the f***? Are you 12 00:00:28,210 --> 00:00:31,350 friends with me if I'm fake? I don't agree with what Lala said. But honestly, 13 00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:35,990 I'm not going to sit here and lay down in front of a truck because of some dumb 14 00:00:35,990 --> 00:00:36,990 shit she said. 15 00:00:37,130 --> 00:00:38,950 Lala, you've known for about five minutes. 16 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:40,910 You've known me for how long? 17 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:42,430 You've said stuff about her too, though. 18 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:43,750 Really? 19 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:47,340 I did not ask Ariana to be a prize queen for a f***ing reason. 20 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:53,400 She is a self -entitled, elitist, like, suck -up person. 21 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:54,680 That's called being emotionally mature. 22 00:00:54,940 --> 00:00:56,440 Alright. Are you drunk? 23 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,860 Dude, I cannot believe you're doing this to me right now. 24 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,399 Let's go. 25 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,400 Come on. 26 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:36,520 Hello. Hi, Luna. 27 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:38,280 Hi. Hello. 28 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,360 It's so hot outside. 29 00:01:40,740 --> 00:01:43,320 I know. And guess what? It's about to get even hotter. 30 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,720 Well, it's more humid. Yeah, humid. 31 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:46,920 Are you bringing any heels? 32 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:50,040 I'm probably going to bring one pair of heels, but... 33 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,840 I feel stressed. I feel like it's my f***ing wedding. I swear to God I feel 34 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,680 it's my f***ing wedding because I feel stressed that things aren't going to be 35 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,400 fun or, like, is the bachelorette party going to be good? Is she going to be, 36 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,340 like, so disappointed with, like, places that I choose? I mean, it was really 37 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:07,560 hard. Like, I didn't have Katie as a friend for a year because I kind of 38 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:11,380 up. It's so much pressure. I have nightmares about Katie being 39 00:02:11,380 --> 00:02:15,280 me. And now, basically, I'm in charge to make sure Katie has the best 40 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,440 bachelorette party ever. 41 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,320 This is a chance for me to do things differently. 42 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:23,730 Better. I haven't worn this shirt yet. That's super cute. 43 00:02:24,330 --> 00:02:26,210 It's fun and flirty, just like you. 44 00:02:26,490 --> 00:02:29,830 But I'm not flirty. But you have to, like, stop convincing yourself that 45 00:02:29,830 --> 00:02:31,450 not. I feel like I'm kind of, like, negative. 46 00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:35,430 And abrasive. Stop being negative. I really just want her to find someone to 47 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:39,310 tell her she's pretty and make out with her. So she will stop being crying about 48 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:43,050 Patrick. I had one experience on a vacation trying to be single. 49 00:02:43,470 --> 00:02:46,870 Montauk was... Yes! There were no... I was like, this is what I have? 50 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:48,290 coming for me? 51 00:02:55,390 --> 00:03:00,270 Don't you think I would love to meet somebody and then it makes me not think 52 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:01,270 about Patrick ever again? 53 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:04,730 This is your f***ing problem and you know this. He is the first person who 54 00:03:04,730 --> 00:03:09,510 not given you a cheating piece of s*** reason to break up with him. But he was 55 00:03:09,510 --> 00:03:10,510 bad boyfriend. 56 00:03:11,970 --> 00:03:15,610 I'm used to people just being like, boyfriend's an asshole. He does awful 57 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:18,030 to you. Like, that's how all the relationships that I've been in. 58 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,850 I take what it means to have a relationship with somebody else. 59 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:24,210 I'm trying to learn my lesson. 60 00:03:24,530 --> 00:03:25,530 It's sad. 61 00:03:25,950 --> 00:03:26,950 It's really sad. 62 00:03:27,870 --> 00:03:32,190 You do deserve someone that you're excited to be around all the time and 63 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:33,650 something so wishy -washy. 64 00:03:33,890 --> 00:03:34,890 Yeah. Don't cry. 65 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:36,670 I'm depressed now. 66 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,860 I don't want to talk about anything now. 67 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:43,660 I just don't. Don't get in your head. It just puts me in that depressed head 68 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:45,820 space and then all of a sudden I have to take my psoriasis. 69 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,140 I know, I know. 70 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:55,760 I'm really hoping that this trip to New Orleans is going to lift my spirits. 71 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:57,880 I really hope that that's going to help. 72 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:03,940 I'm excited. I've been wanting you to take me to New Orleans for like... 73 00:04:04,430 --> 00:04:09,330 Five, six years. Oh, I've been dying to take all my friends. It's going to be so 74 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:10,330 cool. Yeah. 75 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:22,710 Welcome back to L .A. Thank you, Tom. I'm going to grab some coffee. You guys 76 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:23,710 good? No, I'm good. 77 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:25,370 I'm good. I just started mine. 78 00:04:26,670 --> 00:04:30,590 Just what I said yesterday, like, I know I was like, it's hard because. 79 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:33,550 I knew that was going to happen. I'm sorry about that, guys. 80 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:36,570 The AC and the microwave go at the same time. 81 00:04:38,050 --> 00:04:39,050 How old building? 82 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:40,190 Come on now. 83 00:04:40,650 --> 00:04:41,650 There we go. 84 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:50,350 So you know what? That picture you have on the wall over there? I have that same 85 00:04:50,350 --> 00:04:51,350 picture on my desk at work. 86 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:53,490 Really? You and Raven. 87 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:59,240 My mom lives in Florida, so I really only get to see my mom maybe once or 88 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:04,140 a year. Not only did I get my love of horses from her, but I don't think I 89 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:05,720 inherited her quiet strength. 90 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,000 Except I'm not always that quiet. 91 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:12,640 We're going over to Sheena's later? Sheena's mom's house. I'm just a little 92 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:17,480 worried because Schwartz and Katie had dinner last night and got into it about 93 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:21,000 us. Katie actually texted us kind of mean stuff. She did? 94 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:25,910 Yeah. She said, I'm tired of fighting and defending myself against y 'all with 95 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:26,589 my fiance. 96 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,410 Jesus Christ, get over yourself. 97 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:33,870 We fight solely about him defending the two of you. I'm very over it. The only 98 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:38,130 thing I've said about her lately is that she's mad all the time. And I don't 99 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,830 know if it's just because she's stressed out about planning her wedding. I mean, 100 00:05:40,850 --> 00:05:41,970 it's coming up really fast. 101 00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:43,930 I don't think she has cold feet about the wedding. 102 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,020 What's going on? 103 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,000 Just trying to get everything ready for tonight. 104 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:06,560 Yeah, so what's happening tonight? They bought out the whole venue. Okay. All 105 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:12,960 night long. Yeah, so... Oh, I was thinking that was somebody... I didn't 106 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:16,540 it was you. I was really excited for a second. You know James is the DJ 107 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:21,500 Oh, yeah, but that's not at our invitation. No, that was... That's 108 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:24,800 them. Because they asked him before all the... Yeah. 109 00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:29,630 It's kind of irritating for me because I've let James go. However, the people 110 00:06:29,630 --> 00:06:33,590 that have organised the Daily Mail party requested him there because they loved 111 00:06:33,590 --> 00:06:34,449 his music. 112 00:06:34,450 --> 00:06:37,430 It kind of makes me a tiny bit nervous. 113 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,950 I hope the source doesn't let me down. 114 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:42,710 Hello. Oh, there he is. Hi, stranger. 115 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:47,110 Just talking about you. Good to see you. Good to see you too. Hi, guys. Are you 116 00:06:47,110 --> 00:06:48,110 ready for tonight? 117 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:52,550 Yeah. And you know the policy about drinking or no drinking? Yep. Are we 118 00:06:52,550 --> 00:06:53,750 of that? You swear to me. 119 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,500 Well, I want to thank you guys, too, for giving me this opportunity tonight. 120 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,380 They asked for you. Right, that's really cool. It's a big chance for you with 121 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:05,600 them. DJing this party, it's huge. And seeing that they asked for me 122 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:10,320 specifically as well is even huger, you know? Must be a pretty good DJ. 123 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:15,540 Get your shit together, because I promise you, you let me down, I will 124 00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:17,720 personally kick your ass. 125 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,780 Okay. No, it won't happen. 126 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,040 Thank you, Lisa. 127 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,520 Oh, it smells so good. 128 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:40,420 Things have been a little fiery lately with the group. Katie and I got in a 129 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:44,220 fight. I have said I'm sorry. It was tacky. It was cladless. I'm sorry. 130 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:45,319 Calm down. 131 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,320 No, sis. 132 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,120 Todd. But we did end up making up. 133 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:52,140 I just like being sitting on the table. But did you love your little thing? 134 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:53,380 I love you, too. 135 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:55,740 I love you, okay? 136 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,940 We're good. Is that everybody be getting here by now? 137 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:03,320 Um, I mean, you know my friends. You say three, they show up at 4 .15. 138 00:08:03,620 --> 00:08:07,820 Yeah. Since we're leaving for New Orleans, what's a better way to cool off 139 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:08,820 get in the f***ing pool? 140 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:13,880 Hi! How you doing, dude? Good, I'm good. 141 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:15,480 Cute! 142 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,080 I got my little Prince of Leia's going on here. 143 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:20,760 Party's here. 144 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:22,699 What's up, dude? 145 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:23,700 Hi, Britt. 146 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:25,700 How you doing? What the hell, dude? 147 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:28,340 What are you wearing? That's what you wear when you're defeated. 148 00:08:29,219 --> 00:08:31,160 Hey, my mom needs a muumuu back, dude. 149 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,200 I don't even know where to begin with this thing. Not only that it's pink, I 150 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,120 feel like this is what retired people in Florida wear. This is what you wear 151 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,400 when you've given up on life. 152 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:42,880 I got this muumuu in Hawaii, and initially I thought it was kind of funny 153 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:48,920 liked it, but now it's become more of a symbolic garment that I put on when I've 154 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,460 just given up on the day. 155 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:51,680 Hey, can we change the subject? 156 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:52,880 No! 157 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:09,780 Tom and Katie's relationship is kind of like a stinky room. And instead of, 158 00:09:09,780 --> 00:09:15,940 like, finding the source of stink, they just for -breathe the situation and hope 159 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:16,940 it goes away. 160 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:35,940 Being the only one from LA, it's so much fun to have all of my friends come to 161 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:36,839 my hometown. 162 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,540 Mom, where are the ping pong balls? Mom, where are the balls? 163 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,920 I mean, we have beer pong in the pool. 164 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,280 Yeah! 165 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,500 We need more beer. 166 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:50,100 Tacos, bikinis, booze. This is how we do it in Azusa. 167 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Is that my dog? 168 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:04,620 He's like a wet noodle. 169 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:08,680 What's wrong? 170 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,500 Wait, you didn't tell me why you were missing. 171 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,580 Going back to the whole bridal shower. 172 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:21,520 Yeah. I feel like Ariana made a choice to really kind of put a damper on it 173 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:25,120 That is so beyond delusional for you to even think or say. 174 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:28,020 It's my bridal shower. I don't need to be upset about it. 175 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,480 That's why she wasn't asked to be a bride. 176 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:33,520 Once again, like, we take Gary on his side again. 177 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:34,840 I mean, I'm annoyed. 178 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:41,260 I've really tried not to be insecure about this, but it's very frustrating 179 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:46,260 the man I'm going to marry puts another woman's feelings above mine. 180 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,740 It's really hurtful, actually. 181 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:54,360 He should not be letting anyone, I don't care who they are, get me down or make 182 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,720 me feel that, like... I really, of course, I agree with you. 183 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,040 Do I need to be blonde? 184 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:02,100 Do I need to be skinnier? I don't know what I need. Do I need to be cooler? 185 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:06,920 Get drunk with the guys. Be so cool. Like, what do I got to do to get Tom to 186 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:07,920 respect me? 187 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,240 Thanks for a wrap. 188 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,320 Coming up. Gross. 189 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:15,820 You're like a little Jella. 190 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,720 Ew. 191 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:31,050 I'm gonna get tacos. 192 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,390 Did you, like, make a bunch of them? 193 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:34,710 How many? 194 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,030 Well, so everyone can just have one? 195 00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:38,290 Can I have one, then? I'll get you a taco. 196 00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:42,370 Don't shake my booty. 197 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:49,270 I've been dying for this group to go to New Orleans. Yeah. 198 00:11:49,530 --> 00:11:54,130 It's gonna be so fun. I know. And I'm excited for you. Like, you need this. 199 00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:59,150 I do need this, but then I'm also thinking I'm surrounded by nothing but 200 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:01,450 couples, so that's also kind of depressing. 201 00:12:01,730 --> 00:12:02,629 I'll be on do patrol. 202 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:04,390 Okay. Fun patrol and do patrol. 203 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:05,590 Yeah, that works. 204 00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:07,410 I'll just be on drink patrol. 205 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:12,990 So I wanted to ask you, because I had no idea what happened with Katie and Tom. 206 00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:14,630 Is she okay? 207 00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:18,350 She's upset. I thought Schwartz was going to go over there and apologize and 208 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:19,930 make it better, but let's go ask Katie. 209 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,720 Do you want something? 210 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,120 What are you drinking? Vodka soda? 211 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,440 Sure. 212 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,300 She's still fired up from the night before. 213 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,020 I can't talk to her. She can't talk to me. I can't say you can't talk to her 214 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,020 when she's going to be awake. 215 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:38,380 She doesn't have the humility or the wherewithal to call herself out. You 216 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:40,520 never talk about your young thing like that. It's true. 217 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,240 I'm not talking shit. It's just true. 218 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,060 Katie's not perfect, but Schwartz is no saint. 219 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:50,940 If Schwartz keeps talking shit about Katie like this, homie's going to have 220 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:51,940 answer to me. 221 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,720 You don't want crazy Kristen coming out. 222 00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:56,820 She's so defensive, she can't take any criticism. 223 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,660 But do you not realize we're leaving for the bachelor party in two days? Yeah, I 224 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:04,240 know. This is not good. But I'm used to it, so it's not that bad either. 225 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,320 You're getting married, for God's sake. You guys... 226 00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:10,530 Can't even, like, stand the sight of each other right now. Like, should this 227 00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:12,790 even happening? You guys are getting married. I know. I know. I'm well aware 228 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:16,030 that. So unless you're going to call this shit off. No, we're not calling it 229 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:20,150 off. So you need to just figure out a different way to deal with it. We've 230 00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:24,190 tried. Shay and I, after last year, we've decided. You've got to be like, 231 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:28,190 Stop. You have to kiss the person. And you just have to hug them. She was a 232 00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:30,970 man. I know. And it's awkward, as it seems. 233 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:32,510 Think about it. 234 00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:36,840 Kisses make everything better. I know they don't. I don't know what world 235 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:40,820 living in. Getting marriage advice from Sheena is like getting sobriety advice 236 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,679 from Shay. 237 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,680 Kind of pointless. 238 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,820 Just go over and give her a kiss. Say, I'm sorry, Bubba. I love you. And I'll 239 00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:49,540 stop fucking you for the rest of the night. I'm scared. 240 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,320 Oh, my God. 241 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,580 Oh, my God. 242 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:53,979 Just go. 243 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:56,640 All right. See you, dude. Good luck. 244 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,300 Listen. I love Katie. I really, truly do. 245 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:03,400 I feel like I've tried everything, you know? I've done therapy. 246 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:07,160 I have her to marry me. I'm a man and a moo -moo. What else do I have to lose? 247 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,160 I'm sorry, dude. 248 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,340 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get you upset again. 249 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,580 Give me a kiss. I love you, and I'm going to have fun. 250 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,720 Give me a kiss. I don't want to right now. Katie, you need to let it go. 251 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,100 Yeah. 252 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:25,160 For getting you upset and, you know, hurting your feelings with so many 253 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:27,380 special moments in your life approaching fast. 254 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:29,400 So, hug it off. 255 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:31,420 I'm not going to high -five you. 256 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:36,840 Tom wants to charm his way out of this, but there's more going on between us 257 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:41,000 than just him sticking up for Ariana, and I don't think that a hug and a high 258 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:46,000 -five is really going to solve it. I have limits, and when I reach those 259 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,080 I will explode. 260 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,040 I know, yeah, I know. It would be nice that if from... 261 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:55,950 Here on out, especially with our back -to -back track coming up, you do make 262 00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:56,950 feelings a priority. 263 00:14:57,190 --> 00:14:59,330 Okay. I should mean the most to you right now. You do. 264 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:03,230 And my feelings. That's unequivocal. And that's why I'm acting out right now. 265 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,910 You feel like that. I'm not getting that from you right now. I know. Well, I'm 266 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:06,910 sorry. It's hurtful. 267 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,170 I'm sorry. 268 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,210 I'm sorry. 269 00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:11,370 I don't want to fight with things approaching. 270 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:13,190 I don't want to have to. I don't either. 271 00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:14,610 Resolution, my friend. 272 00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:17,890 We gotta get away. 273 00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:21,870 To the festival play. Gotta get away. 274 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:23,870 Hey, we gotta get away. 275 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:25,650 Come on, let's celebrate. 276 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,910 We gotta get away. 277 00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:29,910 We gotta get away. 278 00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:33,950 My nice expensive luggage is destroyed. 279 00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:35,610 So is the ceiling. 280 00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:38,970 So everything is clean and ready to go. 281 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:40,530 Okay. We don't need to bring towels. 282 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:43,530 Yeah. What are hotels for? Just a couple beach towels. 283 00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:45,650 What beach are we going to? We're going to a hotel. 284 00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:48,190 We have towels at the hotel. 285 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:52,350 Whatever, Jack. I'm not bringing the kitchen sink. You literally said when we 286 00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:55,570 walked in that you wanted to bring... No, I'm not bringing everything but the 287 00:15:55,570 --> 00:15:56,229 kitchen sink. 288 00:15:56,230 --> 00:15:59,330 All that laundry has to be done today. Your tone is very annoying. 289 00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:00,810 I'm going to smack you. 290 00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:05,050 I always seem to be able to deal with Jack's little hissy fits that he throws. 291 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,870 Why don't I tell your mother what I've done for you since you've been here, 292 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:10,510 okay? Sitting on the couch for a year while I take care of you. 293 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,480 No matter how much my feelings are hurt, I can never get Jax to actually 294 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,980 apologize. I didn't just do all of this laundry. 295 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,199 But come on, honey. 296 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:24,000 My dad always told me growing up that, yes, everyone makes mistakes, but it 297 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,400 takes a real man to apologize. 298 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,900 You have one job. 299 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,360 Laundry. I know you did not just say that. 300 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,640 Hey. Like my hat? 301 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,920 Mm -hmm. 302 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:42,230 Sexy, isn't it? I'm going to have to try to figure out how to fit this in the 303 00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:45,970 suitcase over here because this thing's chock full of woman shit. 304 00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:50,390 Schwartz suggested for one night of the bachelor party, we should all dress in 305 00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:52,290 drag. Oh, yeah. 306 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:55,050 I even quite fancy it myself. 307 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:58,050 Look, the butt pads came in. 308 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,250 Should we give them a whirl? 309 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:03,510 I'm going all the way. I want all the best jewelry, the best makeup, the best 310 00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:05,190 wig, the best outfit, the best shoes. 311 00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:08,050 Yeah. I'm fucking doing this. Oh, yeah. 312 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,319 Oh, gross. 313 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:11,899 Are you jealous? 314 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:12,900 You're like a little jealous. 315 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,700 Ew. 316 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,540 I hate packing. 317 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:22,359 Did you want to bring your snorkel? 318 00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:25,060 Did you find that in the bathtub? 319 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,200 Look what else I found. Oh, no. 320 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,680 This is Jax's best friend in Miami. 321 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,500 Jax! Ew! 322 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,720 Ew! 323 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:35,920 Don't hit me. I have stitches. 324 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,220 You should bring it. Of course I'm bringing it. You should. I saved it for 325 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:42,200 next friend to get married so I could dick slap him. 326 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:46,580 I really just hope the next, like, few weeks, you know, they can really pull it 327 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:50,460 together. Yeah. I can't imagine if a few weeks leading up to our wedding, like, 328 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,740 we were just going at each other that much. Like, I don't know what, like, I 329 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,359 would have done. 330 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:58,300 I mean, no relationship's perfect, especially our group of friends. 331 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:03,860 We'll figure it out. That's not up to us. We can just kind of be there. Yeah. 332 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,120 No, absolutely. 333 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:09,480 I want them to just be, like, the happiest they've ever been in their 334 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,880 the next few weeks. I never plan on having another wedding again. It's like, 335 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:14,880 know, that's your one time. 336 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,120 Yeah. 337 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:21,820 I like it. We'll rock this at the pool. 338 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,720 Doesn't just the air feel fresher when you're not fighting? 339 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,240 Take it in. 340 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,760 Yeah. Yeah. 341 00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:33,510 I'm glad that we talked, and I think we should, like, have some vows that we can 342 00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:34,449 make to each other. 343 00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:35,690 Yeah. For the trip. 344 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:40,510 Yeah. Like, I promise not to raid sex. 345 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,250 Okay, what do you vow? 346 00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:45,230 I would say I vow to have your back, but that's not going to be an issue, 347 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,070 because we're going to be getting along the whole time. No, but if... Yes, I 348 00:18:48,070 --> 00:18:49,029 will have your back. 349 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:52,600 This is the next chapter. We're going to leave all that sh... Behind us, I'm 350 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,920 going into this trip feeling really, really good about things. 351 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,020 Well, look, we're a united front from here on out. 352 00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:02,240 No matter what happens, we're unflappable. Even if, like, chaos erupts 353 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,300 everyone starts fighting, we're going to be sitting there smiling and sipping on 354 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:05,899 our drinks. 355 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,500 Whatever happens, we don't turn down each other. 356 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,000 All right, D. 357 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,820 Vamonos. For New Orleans, here we come. 358 00:19:16,919 --> 00:19:18,700 Coming up. I just got some beads. 359 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,680 I can't believe I had to show my butthole. 360 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,460 Oh. 361 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,180 Yeah! 362 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,700 The next probably hour to two hours I'll be sober, but after that, it's all 363 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:40,280 downhill. This is the last time you see me. Somewhat frustrated. 364 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:49,759 Be me. 365 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:50,760 You're welcome. 366 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,180 Hi. Can we have to earn them? 367 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,280 I'll show them. 368 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:56,380 Welcome in, ladies. 369 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:57,780 You have reservations with us? 370 00:19:58,060 --> 00:20:00,960 Yes. It's under Schwartz or Maloney. 371 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:02,220 Schwartz or Maloney. 372 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:05,780 We're going to do a little anniversary dinner now so we can meet up with y 373 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:06,719 Okay. All right. 374 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,140 I'll see you guys in a little bit. 375 00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:09,380 Love you all. 376 00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:11,420 Today's our second wedding anniversary. 377 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:15,700 And although I'm aware we're going on a bachelor, bachelorette trip, not for me, 378 00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:17,940 we just got to do a little something for us today. 379 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,280 Hi. How you doing? Welcome in. 380 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,000 What's the last name on your reservation? 381 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,780 Taylor. All right, Mr. Taylor. 382 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,620 We were unable to obtain authorization on your card. 383 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,800 Do you have another method of payment that you would like to use? Every time. 384 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:30,919 Here, here's this one. 385 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,020 All right, thank you. 386 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:34,180 This has been a reoccurring thing. 387 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,020 Oh, my God, Jax, your card has declined. 388 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:38,900 That can't be right. 389 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,000 Every time I go to them, I shut it off because I spend so much money. Sometimes 390 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 it happens. 391 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,660 Sweet. 392 00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:48,889 Sexy sweet. 393 00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:49,910 Sexy sweet. 394 00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:51,730 Cute. 395 00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:56,690 I can't believe I've gone this long in my life without ever going to New 396 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:59,050 Orleans. Oh my gosh, this is awesome. 397 00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:00,710 Wow. 398 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:02,250 We got a view. 399 00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:04,970 Nice. Oh, it's really nice. 400 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:06,250 Perfect. 401 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:08,870 I like you. Pretty. 402 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:10,530 Hello, you want to kiss me? 403 00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:26,250 This isn't exactly the homecoming I had in my head. 404 00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:31,990 I'm watching all of my friends grow up and make these big commitments. 405 00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:35,770 I feel like everybody's expecting me to be the life of the party. 406 00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:38,690 But I'm still hurting from the breakup. 407 00:21:39,490 --> 00:21:40,910 So it's kind of difficult. 408 00:21:41,790 --> 00:21:46,150 Hello? Yes. I was wondering if I could order room service. 409 00:21:46,770 --> 00:21:49,930 It's all going to be going to room 2203. 410 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,460 I'm here now. Let's favor the moment. Let's relish in the moment. Watch this. 411 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,300 Do I taste like strippers? Not yet. 412 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,680 Give me a few hours. 413 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,100 Ew. I'm taking my shoes off. I'm sweaty. 414 00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:03,060 Really, dude? 415 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,020 Let's crack a beer or like some champagne. Wait, did it leave something 416 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,920 like a note or something? I thought a champagne bottle. 417 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:08,979 Let me see. 418 00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:09,980 I knew it. 419 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,260 It's a date card. Let me read it. She said it's a meme. 420 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:17,280 It says, Katie and Tom, the room is on me, but only on the condition that you 421 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,480 make good use of the bathroom. 422 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,540 The bubbly is to help break the ice. 423 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,540 I'm so grateful. Lisa hooked us up with a really nice sweet. 424 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:28,060 And, I mean, it is, it's falling. 425 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:34,040 And I'm so excited about this. Also, I'm thinking, man, what if we trash it? 426 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:35,760 We probably will trash it. 427 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,620 Want to drink it out of the bottle? No. It's a bachelor bachelorette party. 428 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 No. 429 00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:45,700 Katie doesn't really want all the bachelorette -y stuff, but I had to get 430 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:46,700 boy. 431 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,380 Look, it's got the indentions. 432 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,040 The inflatable peanut. 433 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,440 It's for you, boy. 434 00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:57,060 Look at this. Jesus. 435 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:00,760 Look how big those balls are. 436 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:05,980 Oh, look at that. 437 00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:07,379 Uh -oh. 438 00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:09,180 Let me in. This is the couple queen. 439 00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:11,940 Let me in. Let me in. Come on in. 440 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:14,519 Oh, my God. 441 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,520 I'll get you a glass of champagne. 442 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,760 Oh, I ordered you guys food. You did? Yeah, I ordered it here. 443 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,700 I also ordered my food to come here, too. 444 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,040 I'm so excited. 445 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,880 I know. Look at the view. You're back. Oh, my God. I keep forgetting you're 446 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,459 in your hometown. 447 00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:29,940 It is so weird having you guys here right now. I feel like all my worlds are 448 00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:31,740 colliding. Can you guys make me one promise? 449 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,120 What? Okay. You show your boobs to these one time. 450 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,760 I mean, showing my boob. 451 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,780 That's like hood rat. 452 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,800 Just one. I still have too many breast reduction scars. I don't think I'm ready 453 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:44,800 for it yet. 454 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,760 You know how it's made. 455 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,660 I think he's telling some, like, eight -year -old kid that he's like, all 456 00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:51,660 lady. 457 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,100 Hey, guys. 458 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,640 Guys, look. I used to do this as a job. 459 00:23:58,940 --> 00:23:59,940 This is so nice. 460 00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:01,260 This is nice. 461 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:04,660 We should call her and... We call her now before we're all hammered. Yeah. 462 00:24:09,610 --> 00:24:10,609 Are you? 463 00:24:10,610 --> 00:24:12,990 Good little ponies. Worthy of a biscuit? 464 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:14,930 Okay. 465 00:24:15,470 --> 00:24:18,370 Rosé? No. Finish what's in your mouth first. 466 00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:21,190 No more biscuit. Have a drinky. 467 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,610 Hello? Hi, Lisa. It's Katie. 468 00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:27,010 Hi, Lisa. It's Tom. 469 00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:28,430 And Stassi, too. 470 00:24:28,850 --> 00:24:32,490 Hi, Lisa. What are you doing there, Stassi? They're supposed to be having a 471 00:24:32,490 --> 00:24:34,670 romantic moment. Get out of there. 472 00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:37,810 She's our third wheel. 473 00:24:38,150 --> 00:24:39,150 How's the room? 474 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:43,370 Thank you so, so much. You didn't have to do that. You went above and beyond. 475 00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:44,770 means the world to us. 476 00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:47,610 Of course I had to do that. I wanted to do that. 477 00:24:47,910 --> 00:24:49,830 And thank you so much for the champagne, too. 478 00:24:50,410 --> 00:24:54,790 Oh, listen, you're welcome. You guys mean the world to me. And this is the 479 00:24:54,790 --> 00:24:59,510 for you guys to enjoy yourselves and celebrate before the hard work begins. 480 00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,950 Trust me, I've done 35 years of it. 481 00:25:02,290 --> 00:25:04,030 Don't get scared, Schwartzy. 482 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,550 What do you mean by hard work? 483 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,080 We'll talk about it later. 484 00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:11,460 I didn't have a bachelorette party because Ken was so naughty. 485 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,480 If I'm really honest, and I don't like to admit this, I didn't want him to have 486 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,940 a bachelor party because I knew if he had a bachelor party, we'd probably end 487 00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:19,940 not getting married. 488 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,820 Anyway, guys, I've got to get back to my friends. 489 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,480 Thank you, Lisa. We really appreciate it. We miss you. 490 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:26,680 All right. Bye, darling. 491 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:36,880 This is awesome. 492 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,800 Sassy, is this your home turf? 493 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,100 It's my home turf. 494 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,360 Bourbon Street is an amazing street where anything goes. 495 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,400 Is this where the girls show their boobs? 496 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:46,900 Yeah. 497 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,880 Everybody's just so lively and fun. 498 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,200 It's just a really good time. 499 00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:56,660 Yeah, I just got some beads. 500 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,600 I can't believe I had to show my butthole. 501 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:05,160 It feels very festive and lively, and it's the best welcoming first night out. 502 00:26:20,650 --> 00:26:24,350 The first time I ever got drunk was when I went to prom and I took my best 503 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:31,310 friend and he took me to Bourbon Street and fed me 504 00:26:31,310 --> 00:26:38,070 every single shot to the point where I just puked everywhere in public, like 505 00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:39,070 over the place. 506 00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:44,110 Police had to escort me back to the limo that my dad had rented for us. 507 00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:46,010 So there's that. 508 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:52,760 We'll get drunk. 509 00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:54,180 Coming up. 510 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,180 We're going to New Orleans to have all of our issues thrown in my face. No, I'm 511 00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:01,480 not going to New Orleans. I'm going to go try my fun. Mama, come back. 512 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:12,240 Where are we going? 513 00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:14,160 We're going to my favorite bar. 514 00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:16,600 Look at that. 515 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,800 It's so cute. 516 00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:21,080 Girls on this side, guys on this side. 517 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,000 I did have my concerns about it being a joint bachelor, bachelorette party. 518 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:29,640 But now that we're here and we're on Bourbon Street, I'm like, this is going 519 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,780 be awesome. I went and ordered all these for the girls. 520 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:35,620 They're shot glasses. Wait, you can put a shot in here? 521 00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:36,860 We have beverages. 522 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,880 We have beverages. 523 00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:38,940 Oh, yes. 524 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,100 Cheers, guys. Happy bachelor party. 525 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:42,920 Yes. Thank you. 526 00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:46,100 Hey, you know what? I need to take the sweatshirt off. It's getting a little 527 00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:49,320 hot, you know? Oh, no. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. I need to take this thing 528 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,320 real quick. 529 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,440 Whoa. 530 00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:59,840 For a long time, I was Tom No. 1, but as I've grown to know you, I feel 531 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:03,540 like I have become Tom No. 2. 532 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,540 This is the real Tom No. 1 shirt. 533 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:08,759 Put it on. 534 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,640 You know that Kelly Clarkson song, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like 535 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:13,640 this? 536 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,560 I love you, man. I love you, too. 537 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,960 This is the moment I've been waiting a lifetime for. 538 00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:32,410 Hi, guys. Hi. I'm going to take you to your table. Thank you. Right this way. 539 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:37,750 Can I get you guys anything to drink? Water's fine, yeah. Thank you so much. 540 00:28:37,990 --> 00:28:42,810 Shay's been sober for eight months now, and I'm really happy and proud to be 541 00:28:42,810 --> 00:28:44,650 celebrating the second anniversary with Shay. 542 00:28:45,770 --> 00:28:46,770 All righty. 543 00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:53,220 Whoa. Damn. 544 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:58,080 This boudoir book is the perfect second anniversary gift. 545 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,860 Whoa. I mean, he loves when I dress up in lingerie. 546 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,540 Wow, these are incredible. 547 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,320 He's probably going to want to go straight back to our hotel room. 548 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:09,180 Hey, thank you so much. Yeah. I love it. 549 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,020 Like a year ago, I wouldn't have thought we'd already be in this place. 550 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:18,860 Our first year of marriage was very difficult. How many were you taking a 551 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,200 Probably like five. 552 00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:22,980 Wow. Why did you marry me? Why? 553 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,400 It's like whenever I get, like, annoyed that you're at the studio late, I just 554 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:32,000 think I'm like, okay, would I rather him be, like, drunk at a bar or being an 555 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,800 asshole or, like, unhappy? I'm like, he's in his happy place, working on 556 00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:39,680 Yeah. Staying sober. Like, it takes a lifetime to accomplish what you have in 557 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,000 year. The main reason why I got to where I was is because of you. 558 00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:49,040 Aww. You never stopped loving me and more in love with you than I ever have 559 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,040 in my entire life. 560 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,460 Losing you is the worst thing that could ever happen to me. 561 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,220 Ditto. I love you. I love you. 562 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:57,920 Give me a kiss. 563 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,160 Yeah? 564 00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:03,520 Marriage is work. It's not like you can just break up and move out. 565 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,060 I'm very proud of us for as far as we've come. 566 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,460 I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. 567 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,140 And I don't care if they say it's bad luck or cheers with waters. 568 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:12,460 Cheers to you. 569 00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:15,220 Cheers to you. I'm so proud of you. I love you. I love you. 570 00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:26,900 This looks like a hangover waiting to happen. What the hell is it? It's a 571 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:28,360 hurricane, and you're in New Orleans. 572 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,160 Is it Hurricane Tomcat? 573 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,120 It's Hurricane Tomcat. 574 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,180 Wow. We're cocky, babe? 575 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,440 Yeah! 576 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,160 Yay! 577 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:40,360 Yay! Come on, man. 578 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:41,700 There he is. 579 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:47,700 Do you feel like you have to go in between both tables? When there's a lull 580 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:50,760 their conversation, I'm like, all right, I'm going to go in there. I mean, of 581 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,860 course Ariana has to do something alternative. 582 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,460 Do you guys want to do a seance? 583 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,800 She's not just a groomsman. We love you. 584 00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:59,220 Ariana, get in there. 585 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:03,820 She's able to balance that with being like a makeshift bridesmaid. Does 586 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:04,820 want some Jaeger? 587 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:07,220 But then, I'm so not surprised. 588 00:31:07,580 --> 00:31:08,580 Oh, are these shots? 589 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:10,960 Let's put it. 590 00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:14,340 Oh my God, there's like lipstick on this. 591 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:15,580 It's one of our friends, I think. 592 00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:16,779 I think. 593 00:31:16,780 --> 00:31:18,020 What if it's not? Ew. 594 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,320 How's it going? 595 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,780 Good. Everything goes by so fast. 596 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,660 This whole summer is just blown by. 597 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,920 It's crazy. 598 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:34,880 You guys have literally pulled this wedding together and everything so fast. 599 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,920 I've been losing my mind. 600 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:46,560 90 % of the reason why Tom and I fight is because of tension or hurt feelings 601 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,660 between our friend and us. 602 00:31:51,290 --> 00:31:56,850 You know, what had happened at my bridal shower, Aaron having, like, unwavering 603 00:31:56,850 --> 00:32:00,650 loyalty and Lala, like, really? 604 00:32:01,270 --> 00:32:04,410 Like, it's just, like, so inappropriate. 605 00:32:05,170 --> 00:32:10,270 The reality is, when Lala first came to serve... No, sorry, I'm going to cut you 606 00:32:10,270 --> 00:32:11,610 off there. Not listening to that. 607 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:16,380 You didn't confront her about her trips or anything? Or, like, how many blowjobs 608 00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:19,880 she has to give? You didn't like her either when she started. So why is it 609 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:20,880 coming down on me? 610 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,220 Look, my biggest concern, Katie, I feel like you and Schwartz have argued a lot 611 00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:28,060 about... And I feel like there's something deeper underneath. 612 00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:34,580 There's nothing deep -rooted. 613 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,500 I mean, I know that a lot of your arguments... 614 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:45,360 tend to fall during a time where either or both of you have been drinking. 615 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,760 Usually both. 616 00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:51,320 Like, it's so easy for her to downplay when we do go into those insane fights 617 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,880 because a lot of times she doesn't remember a lot of it. I think that's a 618 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:55,880 thing to hear. 619 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,740 The wedding is literally three weeks away. 620 00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:01,420 As of today. 621 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:06,060 Like, what if you guys just meet with somebody who is just completely 622 00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:07,880 and just talk, just talk. 623 00:33:08,270 --> 00:33:11,770 some of these little f***ing things out. I'm just saying to, like, think that, 624 00:33:11,770 --> 00:33:15,870 like, what, like, before you guys walk in, like, make sure you want to do this. 625 00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:20,930 This is my bachelorette party. I should be just dancing and laughing and having 626 00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:24,430 drinks and not be talking about my relationship with Dr. 627 00:33:24,650 --> 00:33:25,650 Tom Sandoval. 628 00:33:26,730 --> 00:33:28,150 When do we get to have fun? 629 00:33:28,390 --> 00:33:31,410 We are having fun. I haven't had fun in... 630 00:33:31,770 --> 00:33:33,510 Yeah, you have. Have fun? What's wrong? 631 00:33:33,910 --> 00:33:35,130 Tom thinks we should go to therapy. 632 00:33:35,550 --> 00:33:37,590 How about it? Well, I didn't come here. 633 00:33:37,830 --> 00:33:39,830 How about it? It's okay. I didn't come all the way to New Orleans to have all 634 00:33:39,830 --> 00:33:42,050 our issues thrown in my face. No, I'm not going to. 635 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:45,010 No, I don't want to. I don't want to talk to you. I love you. I'm going to go 636 00:33:45,010 --> 00:33:45,689 have a chat with him. 637 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,950 But I'm... Bubba, come back. Bubba, it's okay. 638 00:33:52,090 --> 00:33:53,090 Coming up. 639 00:33:53,110 --> 00:33:55,850 I was an asshole. I was a cheater. I was a liar. I was a stealer. 640 00:34:10,769 --> 00:34:13,889 So, how was everything tonight? How many people did we have? Pretty good. 641 00:34:14,090 --> 00:34:15,090 240. 642 00:34:15,370 --> 00:34:16,370 Okay, good. 643 00:34:16,510 --> 00:34:18,310 Oh, perfect. 644 00:34:19,050 --> 00:34:20,050 How are you? 645 00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:21,310 Do you have a reservation? 646 00:34:21,550 --> 00:34:22,550 Because we're booked up. 647 00:34:23,090 --> 00:34:25,530 Okay, I'm just coming to say hi to Lisa. 648 00:34:25,810 --> 00:34:27,150 Can I see you outside for a moment? 649 00:34:27,889 --> 00:34:29,290 Okay, I've got a couple of minutes. 650 00:34:29,590 --> 00:34:30,590 All right, perfect. 651 00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:36,580 Your hostess seems very lovely, very polite. I wonder how she is to 652 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,139 Well, I don't think she sleeps with all our customers. I didn't sleep with her. 653 00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:43,719 Do you want to start a problem with me because you hooked up with me? No, I 654 00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:44,719 didn't hook up with you. 655 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,699 Ever. No, Lisa, I wasn't smashing with smitty troll fakes, okay? 656 00:34:49,139 --> 00:34:53,900 I didn't know trolls worked at the... Anyway, what can I do you for? 657 00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:56,239 I'm just checking in with you. 658 00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,160 I just wanted to come talk to you about the other night, the Daily Mail party. 659 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,800 It went really well. I didn't drink the whole night, killed my DJ set. James 660 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:08,240 Kennedy, the white Kanye West, is back. Forget what you heard and remember where 661 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,240 you heard it first. 662 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:13,460 Felt really good about the other night and everything really seems to be coming 663 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,900 a little bit together for me. 664 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,260 Is there? How many nights a week are you working? 665 00:35:17,540 --> 00:35:21,340 Honestly, Friday still opens me, Wednesday still opens me, Monday, 666 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,360 off, Sunday I'm off. 667 00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:24,280 So you're only working two nights a week? 668 00:35:24,670 --> 00:35:25,970 So what are you doing the rest of the time? 669 00:35:26,210 --> 00:35:29,450 I would honestly just love to work here on Wednesdays again. 670 00:35:29,970 --> 00:35:31,490 I just can't do that right now. 671 00:35:31,710 --> 00:35:36,390 Do you think I could, like, maybe work at Pump on a Friday? No, no, no, no. 672 00:35:36,850 --> 00:35:39,310 What part of no don't you understand? No. No. 673 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:46,750 James may look at this like a one -night audition to gain back his full -time 674 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:51,430 residency at Sir and Pump, but to me, this is just honouring a commitment. 675 00:35:51,790 --> 00:35:52,950 So what am I supposed to think? 676 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,000 You know, if you show me you're sober for a year, you show me that you're 677 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:57,939 an excellent job. 678 00:35:57,940 --> 00:36:01,860 Well, I could say, you know, you're never coming back. Right. Which is 679 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,220 what my intention was. 680 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,300 All right, well, I don't want to take up too much of your time. You know, it's 681 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:11,380 very precious. I've taken up a lot of my time in the past, James. Yeah. 682 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,920 All right, then. All right, I'll see you later. 683 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,820 Say hi to Max for me. I think I might see him later tonight. Say hello to Max 684 00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:20,160 yourself. Bye, Lisa. Thank you. Bye, James. 685 00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:28,049 Wait, no. 686 00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:32,250 What was that one? I have no idea. That was vodka. Love it. Thank you. 687 00:36:33,210 --> 00:36:34,490 This makes me happy. 688 00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:39,830 Having everybody in my hometown and my favorite bar. You'd be able to forget 689 00:36:39,830 --> 00:36:40,830 other things. 690 00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:45,410 I was going 691 00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:52,150 to feel really 692 00:36:52,150 --> 00:36:53,150 sad. 693 00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:56,780 Here, because I'm the only one not in a relationship. 694 00:36:57,340 --> 00:37:01,520 There's no giving kisses to your boyfriend right now when you're talking 695 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,040 somebody that's going through a breakup. 696 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,940 Oh, I'm sorry. So, like, put that kiss thing away. 697 00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:09,160 Guys, I'm talking to Saucy about stealing stuff. 698 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:10,840 Okay. 699 00:37:12,340 --> 00:37:13,540 I'm sorry, I'm a little drunk. 700 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,640 I know you're drunk. It's okay. You came over here. 701 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:23,840 and gave Brittany kissy faces when you knew I'm going through a breakup and I 702 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,200 don't need, like, everybody being couple -y right in front of my face. I just 703 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,178 want to help. 704 00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:29,440 Please help. Then help me. 705 00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:31,380 What you're going through right now, I'm sorry. 706 00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:33,640 Whatever. Yeah, it's been fun. 707 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:39,000 I just don't understand why he could never be in the picture. Why would he 708 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,380 be there for you? What was the issue? 709 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:41,960 He didn't like Jax or something? 710 00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:45,080 I mean... Jax? Yeah. It's years ago. 711 00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:51,770 You were never in the card for him to be, like, he was not going to be around 712 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,230 you if you made a bunch of mistakes. 713 00:37:54,290 --> 00:37:59,350 Jack has done the worst thing that you could do to someone, to me. 714 00:37:59,730 --> 00:38:01,610 And Patrick knows everything. 715 00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:03,310 Where'd you sleep last night? 716 00:38:04,770 --> 00:38:05,770 What do you think? 717 00:38:06,930 --> 00:38:11,390 You spent the last year professing I'm the only one for you while you were 718 00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:13,470 banging on my closest friend, Kristen. 719 00:38:13,850 --> 00:38:17,310 What did I ever do to you to deserve this? What did I do? 720 00:38:18,090 --> 00:38:21,690 Patrick never wanted to come to group events because he didn't want to run 721 00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:24,430 Jack. He didn't want to have to go and shake his hand. 722 00:38:24,690 --> 00:38:26,630 So we just kept our lives separate. 723 00:38:27,070 --> 00:38:31,810 But that kind of drew a wedge between me and Patrick because I felt like I was 724 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,650 leading two different lives. 725 00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:38,590 If a man loves you, he's using that as a cop -out. Oh, God. 726 00:38:38,870 --> 00:38:40,650 All right. That's so stupid. 727 00:38:41,050 --> 00:38:42,670 It is not stupid. 728 00:38:43,130 --> 00:38:46,050 You know what? It would make me feel so much better if you just looked at me and 729 00:38:46,050 --> 00:38:47,800 you said, I'm very sorry. 730 00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:51,680 Like, that would mean everything to me. This is bad. This is the show race. 731 00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:52,900 Wow. 732 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,480 Be more selfish. 733 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,940 Don't roll your eyes. I'm not rolling my eyes. You don't get it. 734 00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:02,480 You don't get it. I don't get it. You don't get it. 735 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:19,380 You don't get it. I don't get it. No, you don't get it. What is there to say? 736 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,720 Sorry is what I want to hear you say. 737 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:29,400 Jack, you could release yourself. You could release anything that you... You 738 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,260 could just say, I'm so sorry. 739 00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,480 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 740 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:37,720 I'm sorry. I was a different person then. I was a piece of shit. I was an 741 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:41,100 asshole. I was a cheater. I was a liar. I was a stealer. I was everything that 742 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:42,540 nobody should want to be around. 743 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,440 I'm sorry to you, Stassi. I apologize. 744 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:50,100 I've done so much stupid, stupid shit in my life. I was a piece of shit. 745 00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:54,220 I'm sorry. 746 00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:55,540 I'm sorry. 747 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,460 I'm sorry. 748 00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:00,660 I did a lot of bad things. 749 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,520 I'm sorry. 750 00:40:12,490 --> 00:40:14,810 Really, thank you. Thank you for saying that. Thank you. 751 00:40:17,430 --> 00:40:23,170 To finally hear him be remorseful, admit this guilt, and look me in the eye and 752 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:26,530 apologize, it's so vindicating. 753 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:29,350 I'll leave you guys alone for a second. 754 00:40:30,430 --> 00:40:34,610 No, no, no. No, no, no. It's okay. No, no. It's okay. I need a break from that. 755 00:40:37,510 --> 00:40:41,330 I'm sorry that I hurt so many other people before I met you. 756 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:45,920 We're crying because you upset other people, but yeah, you upset me. 757 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,800 And you've never had this reaction. 758 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:55,220 I can't help but be a little bit jealous right now because Jack couldn't 759 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:57,300 apologize to me for fighting in Sonoma. 760 00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:59,400 I'm supporting your lifestyle. 761 00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:04,660 He didn't apologize for the dick pic. They're using your penis as a poster. 762 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,340 You gotta really pick and choose your battles. 763 00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:07,780 It's not okay. 764 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000 You're like crying. 765 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:13,010 Well, listen, I don't want to bet my life. Yes, I've upset people. You've 766 00:41:13,010 --> 00:41:16,210 me feel like shit a couple times. You've made me feel like shit a couple times. 767 00:41:16,270 --> 00:41:18,050 When? Oh, my gosh. When? 768 00:41:19,050 --> 00:41:20,050 Your attitude. 769 00:41:20,130 --> 00:41:22,030 When? A lot of times. 770 00:41:23,110 --> 00:41:24,110 Name it. 771 00:41:24,490 --> 00:41:25,490 All right. 772 00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:28,330 It's bigger than that. This is hurting people. 773 00:41:28,610 --> 00:41:30,090 Exactly. It's hurting people. 774 00:41:44,010 --> 00:41:45,410 Time on Vanderpump Rules. 775 00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:47,910 Oh, my goodness! 776 00:41:48,270 --> 00:41:49,370 Hey, Katie! 777 00:41:50,410 --> 00:41:54,450 Don't stop, Gray. Tom and Katie's room. Well, hopefully he's not sleeping on the 778 00:41:54,450 --> 00:41:58,910 couch. Like Katie Maloney would say, don't discount my feelings. Don't pick a 779 00:41:58,910 --> 00:42:02,090 fight with me. You don't remember because you were too droll. No, I 780 00:42:02,810 --> 00:42:07,970 It's so very deep down. And now she has kicked off about every little thing. 781 00:42:08,070 --> 00:42:10,890 Like, he has to do this before the wedding. He has to. You don't want to 782 00:42:10,890 --> 00:42:11,890 the rest of your life like this. 783 00:42:12,490 --> 00:42:13,750 Whether you love her or not. 784 00:42:15,550 --> 00:42:18,210 We're just getting started, babe. 785 00:42:20,590 --> 00:42:22,950 Can you guys tell me where is my penis? 786 00:42:23,350 --> 00:42:24,430 It's not there. 787 00:42:24,650 --> 00:42:27,730 You see it. You can play around with it for a while, but I need it back. 788 00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:32,410 Guys, back off. I want you and Peter to be on the best page ever. Please. 789 00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:37,430 We'll roast your ass. It doesn't concern you. 790 00:42:37,710 --> 00:42:39,910 Are you serious? 791 00:42:42,319 --> 00:42:43,420 Captain, that'd be cool. 792 00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:46,280 Yes, I made out with that shirt. And you didn't fuck her, right? 793 00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:47,879 I did not. 794 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,900 I'm done with her. I'm done with Katie. 795 00:42:51,140 --> 00:42:52,140 I'm not marrying her. 796 00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:53,580 I'm not.